Thursday's Photo Caption Contest

I'm not trying to just pick on Darren with these, but each time he posts a new picture of the Phoenix it's scarier than the last. It's like his gaze went from thousand-yard-stare a few weeks ago to plain old I'll-punch-you-in-the-neck-if-I-feel-like-it gaze. This looks like a cut scene from the upcoming Platoon II sequel. It is your job to stop the heroine trade, not inject it, right?

Mocking him may not be the healthiest choice, but dangerous as he looks he's still 10,000+ miles away, so I say why not. By the way, Darren, if you're going to shiv any of us, make it Abe since he won the last photo caption contest. Amish gangster indeed.


Captions for consideration:

- "UBL is my bitch"
- "No one censors my South Park!"
- Darren woke up two days later, naked in a ditch. He didn't know that someone had said the code word "Pancake", which was embedded into his psyche during Special Forces training. Once activated, Darren stripped down, left the wire in Kabul with a bowie knife and his iPod, turned on Metallica, and hunted down every member of HIG in a 15 mile radius. He came back at dawn the next day, and was turned away from the DFAC because he didn't have a PT belt. The dazed Darren fell asleep in a ditch and woke up the next day very, very thirsty.