Mocking him may not be the healthiest choice, but dangerous as he looks he's still 10,000+ miles away, so I say why not. By the way, Darren, if you're going to shiv any of us, make it Abe since he won the last photo caption contest. Amish gangster indeed.
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Captions for consideration:
- "UBL is my bitch"
- "No one censors my South Park!"
- Darren woke up two days later, naked in a ditch. He didn't know that someone had said the code word "Pancake", which was embedded into his psyche during Special Forces training. Once activated, Darren stripped down, left the wire in Kabul with a bowie knife and his iPod, turned on Metallica, and hunted down every member of HIG in a 15 mile radius. He came back at dawn the next day, and was turned away from the DFAC because he didn't have a PT belt. The dazed Darren fell asleep in a ditch and woke up the next day very, very thirsty.
You may know him by his wrestling name "The Louisville Man-Slinger".
ReplyDeleteFunny thing about the squirrel on his hat is that there are actual squirrels living in his beard.
ReplyDeletein your eyes
ReplyDeletethe light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
the heat I see in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... pheeeeww. *tear*. Everyone stop. Peter Gabriel wins.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah shit. Now they KNOW I'm not working.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS Peter.
Ah, Peter Gabriel DOES win. Rob, I hope you lock the door when you sleep though...
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am actually wearing my Master of Puppets T-shirt in this photo, so good call on Metallica being my anthem to kill.