Watching the photos progress from Darren's deployment is like watching that happy rich kid turn into a cold hard killing machine after seeing his parents get killed in an alley by the Joker ... except instead of turning into Batman, he turns into a coke dealing Hell's Angel who plays by his own rules and will fuck you up if you touch his towel.
Now, let's make fun of him for it.
Darren could not for the life of him figure out why his match.com profile pic wasn't getting more interest. I mean there's a towel in the background so he obviously showers, and he's got those awesome tats showing off his sensitive, artistic side. Hell, he even shaved his chest right before he took this. He just had to chalk it up to one of life's great mysteries... (or that Match must be FULL of lesbians.)
ReplyDeleteLadies, if you've never had the chance to see an Amish Gangster, ...well just sit back and drink the visual in.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT’S what happens when a leprechaun and an assassin mate!
ReplyDeleteHaji Ezekiel Ginger sees all, knows where you sleep, and is waiting...
ReplyDeleteConvicted thug seeks biker chick. Must love freedom.
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