No one cared today as actress Lindsay Lohan reported to jail today to serve a 90 day term for a drug-related crime.
"Who? Is that Hannah Montana?" asked a bystander as Lohan was marched into the prison. "I think she's famous."
"It's Lady Gaga!" screamed another person, drawn by the crowd surrounding Lohan as she was marched into the prison. "Wait, that's not Lady Gaga, it's just some girl."
Lohan who was famous years ago for unknown reasons, has occasionally reentered the paparazzi spotlight for equally obscure reasons. "We're pretty sure she was in a movie once," a TMZ spokesman said, "but she's like the Kardashians, no one knows why we follow her. We just do."
Before starting her sentence, Lohan made a statement to the two people amassed outside the local jail. "I'd like to thank my fans for supporting me through this difficult time." Her speech was interrupted when one of the two in the crowd shouted "sing Party in the USA!"
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