In what can only be a Sign of the Apocalypse, a six-story tall statue of Jesus "Touchdown" Christ was struck by lightning and burned to the ground in Ohio last night.
God was not responding to requests for comment on the issue by the time this went to press, but experts are speculating that god may indeed have a sense of humor.
In another, unrelated sign of the apocalypse, a capsule carrying the first ever payload of asteroid dust has returned to earth after a trip that took seven years and was 4 billion miles long. It is the first collection of asteroid dust in human history, and likely contains the deadly Z virus, which will turn us all into space zombies.
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