
This week's photo comes from a kegger I went to 2 weekends ago in Crystal City, VA. It was to celebrate my co-worker running the New York Marathon, so we drank 8oz of beer every 11 minutes to honor her average mile time. The rest of the debauchery can be seen here and here, but this is one of my favorites. Can you beat this caption?
"See, I told you this new watch I got was waterproof and fireproof!"
Double, double, toil and trouble
ReplyDeleteFire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes
Eye of newt, wrist of watch
Wool of bat, shoe of a buffoon
Levi Jeans, and plaid socks
Something wicked this way comes
I hate Jason. I have no other comment ;)
ReplyDeleteIt was either this or go see "Old Dogs."
ReplyDeleteAfter this event, Darren wondered why people wouldn't play "Truth or Dare" with him at parties anymore...
ReplyDeleteI see London,
ReplyDeleteI see France,
I see a flaw in Jason's rhyming scheme.
Buffoon!
Trying to draw attention away from his abnormally small feet, Darren thought nothing could go wrong with the scene to follow...
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