After an all-night directors meeting--ashtrays full, coffee mugs stained, crumpled papers and broken pencils--Fourth Corner Inc. is finally ready to announce last week's winner. Congrats to
Josh C. The investigation revealed, by the way, that the 79-year-old hoarder next door had taken the table, along with our front door, and what looks to be a bouncy castle.
This week our Seattle bureau found a few incriminating photos of an honorary Fourth Corner member. Happy Birthday you big-headed lug you.

Beat this caption!
- "I love you man. No, no. I love you. No, no, you're not listening. I LOVE you."
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ReplyDelete"I am a giant! These are regular-size bottles of jagermeister!!"
ReplyDeleteNothing says "Happy Birthday!" like embarassing photos from your youth (or was that taken last week?!)
ReplyDeleteThese adorable, miniature bottles of booze? These, my good friend, are how frat boys get laid.
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