A recent letter explaining the contents of a package we just sent an Army buddy. God bless the Dollar Store.
Jason,
First, you're on the downhill slope!! Congrats on being that much closer to getting out of that hell hole! Katie and I have included some things to get you through the dark times. Surprisingly, all of them are legal.
1) Idiot's Guide to the Middle East. Did you know Muslims and Jews don't get along? Now you do!
2) Peeps. What's cooler than hanging out with your peeps? Eating them. We remember you liked these, you sick, sick man.
3) Inflatable Ringmaster. His name is Ronaldo.
4) Prank Buzzer. Use on the Blaxapino.
5) Army Invitation Cards. Invite your friends to deploy in style with these themed greeting cards!
6) Bible Card Games. Because you're a sinner Jason.
7) Buried Treasure Coloring Book. Because this is the most booty you'll be getting for the next six months!
8) 200 Motivation Stickers. Put them on your Interrogation Reports. Deception Indicated deserves a "Well Done!"
9) Bouncing Putty. Bringing toxic children's toys to the Middle East.
10) Water Balloons. Because having a water fight between two grown men in uniform isn't gay at all.
First, you're on the downhill slope!! Congrats on being that much closer to getting out of that hell hole! Katie and I have included some things to get you through the dark times. Surprisingly, all of them are legal.
1) Idiot's Guide to the Middle East. Did you know Muslims and Jews don't get along? Now you do!
2) Peeps. What's cooler than hanging out with your peeps? Eating them. We remember you liked these, you sick, sick man.
3) Inflatable Ringmaster. His name is Ronaldo.
4) Prank Buzzer. Use on the Blaxapino.
5) Army Invitation Cards. Invite your friends to deploy in style with these themed greeting cards!
6) Bible Card Games. Because you're a sinner Jason.
7) Buried Treasure Coloring Book. Because this is the most booty you'll be getting for the next six months!
8) 200 Motivation Stickers. Put them on your Interrogation Reports. Deception Indicated deserves a "Well Done!"
9) Bouncing Putty. Bringing toxic children's toys to the Middle East.
10) Water Balloons. Because having a water fight between two grown men in uniform isn't gay at all.
SMB,
-Rob
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