Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the light of the Fourth Corner has illuminated nearly the entire country with the exception of a few backwater states (kidding!), namely Arkansas, Delaware and Maine.
They're an interesting group of states. Arkansas news deals almost exclusively in football, so it's tough to find middle ground. As for Delaware, well, they have the world pumpkin chunkin championship, and we're optimistic that folks who enjoy lobbing pumpkins great distances in Nassau, DE, can find something to talk about in the Fourth Corner. And Maine, Maine is where the Fourth Corner founder was pulled over for suspected terrorism after eying the Pisqataqua River Bridge too long (really), and there's a sense of paranoia there that makes us think they'd like to know when the apocalypse will happen, and we've got just the section for that.
Finally, this doesn't relate to any of that, but it was spotted in the previously mentioned Metro UK paper today (they really are great) and was too peculiar not to highlight. Think being allergic to your husband's sperm is bad? Try finding out about it on your wedding night, and then telling the whole world. That's what happened to an unfortunate Pennsylvania couple. Thanks Metro UK, and thanks for tuning in.
Arkansas, Deleware, and Maine, eh? We'll definitely have to do a roadtrip to rectify this problem!
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