Beat this caption:
- Flashing the movers was cheaper than renting a U-Haul.Remember folks, if you've got a picture you'd like to send in for the caption contest, shoot the Fourth Corner an e-mail. Or I'll start to pick some from the trip to Atlanta. And no one wants that.
2 out of 7 doctors prefer green bottles.
ReplyDeleteThe investigation for who stole the table will begin after this beer.
josh c
There's nothing quite as sweet as feigned excitement from your friends, having just spent four hours moving your shit in the rain.
ReplyDeleteBecause partying with your backdoor open always guarantees a good time.
ReplyDelete"On next week's episode of 'Intervention'- Katie stood in the room, 7 beers pointed in her direction. For her, it wasn't an issue of how many beers she would steal; it was a matter of which one was first."
ReplyDeleteWhile everyone was celebrating a job well done, Rob came to the unsettling truth.... Mario Kart was not setup......their was much more that had to be done.
ReplyDeleteAfter 350 focus groups from across America returned their surveys on the "Rock Your Movers" ad campaign (AKA the least glamorous beer commercial ever), Rolling Rock executive Al Spinell was just starting to understand why everyone else was going with bikini clad women and sports teams to promote their beers.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Stasio's miserable sense of timing ruins a celebratory "Cheers". We all quietly think less of him.
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