All the Rave in South Dakota!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the white whale is no more. South Dakota, welcome to the Fourth Corner. Four months later than your northern brethern, it looks like some unfortunate mid-westerner mistakenly logged in from Salem, South Dakota. Cheers.

We assure you, people of Salem, that there is plenty at the Fourth Corner to keep all 1,371 of you entertained for days on end.

We tried to modify your Wikipedia entry so that it could include in its annals this historic date (and to fix that grammatical error: "Salem at one-time called 'Melas'" is not a sentence), but it was too complicated so instead we'll have to remember it in our hearts.

With your leadership, we are confident that Arkansas, Montana and Maine will soon follow.