Raining Frogs in Japan: Sign of the Apocalypse

From the book of Exodus to Magnolia, amphibians falling from the sky is part of our collective heritage, and also a sign that the world is coming to an end. Recently, its been raining frogs in Japan. Same with tadpoles and fish.

The theory is not that someone ate pork on the sabbath or let their "cattle gender with a diverse kind" (Leviticus 19:19). The popular theory involves tornadoes. But the trouble is there have been no tornadoes. "Waterspouts" is another theory explained in the Washington Post, but no one can really explain how waterspouts get tadpoles into the air. Another theory is that birds are dropping the fish, tadpoles and frogs as they fly over, implying something is very wrong with Japan's birds.

Perhaps the birds gendered with a diverse kind. Perhaps.

Other signs of the apocalypse: Ed McMahon dead at 86, LOLcatz.